starsdiver:

mond0:

vanishingfootprints01:

mond0:

*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*

What “bad word” is h*ck…..? Isn’t this tumblr…?

yeah and on tumblr we dont fucking swear you fucking nerd

image

eggito samstartsariot
trashest booeater

fibug:

don’t ever give me games with customization options that you can’t change later because i will never make up my fucking mind

fibug spaghehgtiti
coldneverbotheredme ruinedchildhood
syderp:

doctopus:

jean and marco as cops

oh my god

syderp:

doctopus:

jean and marco as cops

oh my god

syderp snipsysnips

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

darlingwalker space-casey

dumbledorathexplora:

I think its horrible how people just celebrate Halloween without knowing why! We wouldn’t even be here if Jesus hadn’t slain that colossal pumpkin

dumbledorathexplora spaghehgtiti
hygienequeen:

playgrounder:

colorfeels:

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?


Ive never laughed so hard at a post

hygienequeen:

playgrounder:

colorfeels:

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

Ive never laughed so hard at a post

colorfangs iseriouslydonotevenknow
reblog if you ARE ASEXUAL, support ASEXUALS, or are a SKELETON
spoopyrance itsandiswonderland

karcuttle:

me: *accidentally makes a noise that sounds like a fart*
me: *makes noise 500 more times so anyone who heard it knows i did not fart*

karcuttle bloging-intensifies